Norris Likes Newt for President

Chuck Norris may be able to cut through a hot knife with butter and a million other fantastic feats, but he still only gets to cast his vote once. And this time around he’ll be voting for Newton Leroy Gingrich.

Yes, today the legendary martial artist, actor, author, and political activist, Chuck Norris announced his endorsement of Newt Gingrich for president.

“I’m tired of watching our country being torn to shreds by those who think the answer is more government debt and control. I’m tired of being in bondage to a tax system that robs U.S. citizens like the King of England did before the Revolution. I’m tired of watching our sovereignty being sold by foreign loans and loose borders. And I will not sit back and merely watch this decay and degradation of the U.S. and then hand it over to my children and grandchildren to deal with.

~ Chuck Norris

Newt is obviously thrilled by the endorsement. Doesn’t the Chuck Norris endorsement pretty much guarantee he’ll win the nomination? See full story here.